Pirates

Upon my voyage to England, I was captured by pirates. We saw their ship approaching and when they got close enough I jumped aboard their boat to fight, and my idiot friends sailed away. However, these were pretty nice pirates. They did not treat me like an animal, and they did let me go. The way in which I convinced them to let me go was that I told them of how Claudius killed my father and I had to get back to Denmark to Kill Claudius. They liked this idea and agreed to let me go.